Tends to be spread all over Facebook and this blog.
1. Being an officer and getting your head and face decorated with Ready Whip for freshmen to judge. Literally judge. I won, FYI.
2. Playing “Drip, Drip, Splash”, which is an infinitely more fascinating and freezing alternative to Duck, Duck, Goose. It also helps remove some of the excess Ready Whip.
3. Eating food. Pizza Dip and cookies, primarily.
4. Playing Full Body Rock, Paper, Scissors. And successfully heading off an argument about whether Superman could really beat Batman, and isn’t Wolverine better than both of them, not just Superman? Not to mention the epic debate concerning Marvel vs. DC. And yes, that was actually an issue for one society meeting.
5. Playing Ninja with 20 people. And ending up on the ground at least 3 times. I’m still not sure how that happened.
6. Getting the area so nice and clean that you got signed off before any other society. And caught your superiors off-guard with your efficiency.
7. Being closest to the dorms so you could wash off remaining Ready Whip in the showers before every other girl on campus got back.
8. Still smelling like Ready Whip two hours later.
My society is the best.
merely expostulating 